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I had to cut the news short. Too much bullshit. It gets on my nerves. We're shocked by the behaviour of crowds, are we? Shocked? Not at the crowds that have lined opposing sides of the battlefield all through history; not at the crowds that sacked Rome or the crowds that stormed the Bastille; not at the crowds that crucified Christ or cheered for Hitler; but this crowd was supposed to behave differently. And who's guiding their behaviour? More oil slick updates. The guy who caused it. He was on his yacht after he said he cared. He's rich. He may be growing a beard. He's getting 20 million dollars more after all this. Let's grab him and make him walk the plank. Iran is a threat. They are a very dangerous threat. If they keep going like this, they'll reach the point America was at in 1945! That's why we need to fight them. Because they're a very dangerous threat. North Korea threatened to nuke an American ship. I can see why. They don't have to worry. After they nuke that ship, they can just switch on their forcefield to prevent the US Air Force from coming in and blowing up their entire country in one air strike.
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