Monday, July 26, 2010

Just Between It and It

Why are spiders so dumb? Why do they keep spinning their webs in places where they will be destroyed within two hours? (And why must they spin it at face level all the time in these locations?)

Don't leave your broom outside anywhere near a hydro pole. Keep your lawn chairs inside and, above all, if you have any bookends, keep them safely stashed.

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